allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via barackthatassup)

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

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alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via fake-mermaid)